CURSED COMMENTS V130

I haven't gotten sick with anything contagious for like 20 years now. My secret is that I was sick all the damned time as a kid. My immune system could probably defeat anything now.

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RIP Edd Gould 1988-2012

First meme and its already relatable

0:34 isn’t that one of the bosses from Zelda?

18:40 Headline: Suspected pumpkin headed man murdered late Miquella consort Malenia
The event have been said to occurred around after 10:20pm last night with witnesses claiming to hear violent screaming and steel clashing even when occurring at the bottom roots of the Haligtree. There have been claims by eyewitness testimony stating that the assailant in question had used a giant greatsword along with an spiritual accomplice to commit the murder.
Putrid Avatar: "I just don't understand how this could have happened? We was heavily guarding the main pathways of the palace and yet we didn't see the murderer not once."
Royal knights have concluded that the murderer had sneaked through the rooftops and through windows of the palace to avoid detection.....somewhat.
Haligtree Knight: "When we finally gotten to the elevator before the roots, we've seen a litter of dead Kindred of Rots almost all over the area. And even before that along our way, we've seen our fellow knights, scouts, hell even the Cleanrot Knights all dead and brutally decapitated. Whoever this bastard is should not be taken lightly."
When investigating the the roots, there was nothing but a fossilized bloom of scarlet rot, no body of any kind present and the knights had also claimed that a great rune owned by the victim has been stolen.
Haligtree Knight: "This was no pity killing, for someone wanting to steal a great rune would have most likely been a Tarnished, and I suspect that this won't be the last time someone with a great rune will be in danger."
Royal knights have advised to inhabitants of the Lands Between to remain indoors or to seek shelter by 8pm until the murderer has been resolved, in any case you suspect the murderer is in your home grab a nearby weapon, hide and fight only as a last resort......and pray Marika that it doesn't find you.

8:15 bro's screen is more cursed than the comment

15:43 pretty sure its called peeping dorm manager for those who are interested, if this comment ever gets noticed that is cuz people rarely notice em

I love these cursed comments videos!
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... I'll save seats for everyone else who does as well...

18:38 killing a king whom killed multiple ppl "could be children" and assulting a mutant plant who become councies and capable of speach "this is a trick game"

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"Based on the last game you played what are you getting arrested for?"
Oxygen Not Included...so strangulation I guess? Funny enough, my latest colony is named Penal Colony and all my Dupes are named after crimes. Different work shifts are named for different related crimes committed.

0:08 xD

that tablet or phone is so nasty 8:10

The first meme's comment is SO overused that it's not even funny anymore. I've seen that same exact comment on so many YT videos

These videos are so much better than those sigma female videos I've been stuck on 😂
Edit: I've never clicked so fast

3:25 In case you're wondering its e-2.

Under one minute gang!

3:58 😂

0:26 Aang: Did you just bend the shit out of my ass? 😳
The shit: 💩
Toph: My bad bro (bends it back inside)
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also me: sees the shit's shape
Me again: 😨😰😱

7:57
*_F W O O M P_*

13:47 this one broke me

Under a day gang

0:34 reminds me of that alien fruit review by will mcdaniel

0:34 reminds me of the alien fruit review by willmcdaniel

#dankness
Her: "He's such an ugly stupid loser!"
Other woman: "I'm going on a date with him Friday night!"
Her: "LIKE HELL YOU ARE!! HE'S MINE!"

6:33 ate dirt and dogfood

1:24 sauce I need it for… research

15:12
he just like me fr

12:30 but drake goes for the children.

Bro memellion has posted half of these memes in their channel before lol

#dankness
Me: Dad, what is the similarity between sharks and humans?
Dad: I do not know, son.
Me: The greater ones are white
Dad: I am proud of you.

0:06 wait. Who did u guys see?

Only the black ones leave a single mother with a kid😂...

5:36 why

omg Tomska, you fucking didn't

Under 5000 years gang
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1:10 TomSka?!

1:33 bet

I've been here in the first 12 minutes

Nah cause how does this content still exist

Can I get context for the first one

15:45 💀

K

29 mins early gang!

Second😊

1:09 Tom you can't do edd like that

First

This dropout still putting Trump bumps in - only 55 comments in a whole day and you still confused why you're sliding

Um what