@@laylaknopfler5989 its from an episode where Brian starts dating someone and Stewie tells him to take it slow because he says that the reason all his relationships fail is cuz he rushes to have sex too early. throughout the whole episode she was giving very clear signals that she wanted it but brian was still passing her up. then at the end she breaks up with him and stewie denies any involvement
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
That song gets in your head and forget about it... anyone you see "comes in and he changes the tempo - someone comes in and he changes the song - looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag..."🤣🤣😗 Perfect!
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
Some of my favourite Stewie moments are where he just points out very specific details “This is prescription medication-and it’s not even your name on the label” “There’s a cat in here”
Update I can't delete a comment, that one diaper one was creepy. Edit: The notification for a removed comment went through and I was able to delete the other comment on desktop. Mobile needs to be improved in non chrome browsers on mobile.
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
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"Oh, a Luden's coughdrop. Is that candy? No, I think it's a COUGH DROP,"
I think a coughdrop is candy
Oh freedent that’s good I got a sweet tooth I think I’ll have some freedent
I've had cough drops that were quite sweet. I guess it depends on the taste.
My grandma used to give those to me all the time as a kid and I loved them
@@jerrys1Just like cherry hard candy.
liked how stewie always had the best written jokes
Who voices him and also who runs the show?
@@14rs2Stewie, of course.
Had?
No you don't, liar.
@@14rs2Seth McFarlane does both
"Your favorite Holiday.
911." That got me. 😆
@@water0000🤓🤡
😂😂😂
@@water0000nah it made me laugh also
Just cause it was so sudden
@@water0000I relate him
5:04 "oh you're crazy bitch I didn't say that bitch" is one of my favorite obscure references whenever I'm denying something I definitely did
I didn't get that one, can you explain
@@laylaknopfler5989 they mean they reference this scene. The episode is “Love, Blactually”
@@laylaknopfler5989 its from an episode where Brian starts dating someone and Stewie tells him to take it slow because he says that the reason all his relationships fail is cuz he rushes to have sex too early. throughout the whole episode she was giving very clear signals that she wanted it but brian was still passing her up. then at the end she breaks up with him and stewie denies any involvement
@ haha got it sank you!
Me, too!!
I like how the writers give Stewie the most realistic dialogue and it’s hilarious! 😂
Definitely seperates him from the rest of the characters
realistic dialogue for a talking baby
I love when he comments on things
@@dannigro8794 same
One of the few characters who can say what many of us viewers are thinking.
“Hey! Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the house fatty!”
Lmao Stewie is the absolute best 😂 he makes the whole show
My favorite part of stewie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
what's up checkmark
Aw Sunny D alright!
Aw Sunny D alright!
The way he says it man
@@rashadvsyou Aw Sunny D alright!
@@rashadvsyoufacts😭😭😭😭
Sunny D back in the day was lit. Nowadays… it leaves a lot to be desired.
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye? Oh squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Real
Frickin floaters
@@micahh9351just got my first one this year didn’t what they were before, now I resonate with this Family guy joke.
@@SilliBilliBoi97 took the powder that makes you say "real"
Deep
This is exactly why he is the best character of Family Guy.
I know right
6:42 that public dissmantling was actually really well done
Name something you do on the weekends
Black guys 💀
Relatable
Same here
Haha!
😂😂😂
Me asf
Stewie just don't hold back at all
youtube mary and jesus in the quran and mohmmad in the bible and the Torah and the scientific miracles of the quran and mohmmad in hindu scripture
@@2009samiyaisha was 9 fk pdfl moe and i piss on sharmota manjook mohamd ks umak gahba
0:01 are we just going to ignore Stewie's incredible leg-strength.
It's rolled table
Smh 🤦🏻♂️
🎶Who wears short shorts Stewie wear short shorts 🎶
Not surprised, he has achieved greater feats
Peter just falling down is funny as hell
5:01 "So Carolyn, guess you should have hit that when you had the chance huh brian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 you told me to take it slow
It's actually a good thing he DIDN'T sleep with her.
@crystalgemgirl731 lol he was a good thing, but I believe stewie was blocking brian
@@ivangass7770 Yeah.
But the most iconic dialogue of Stewie for me will always be - " Well I am off to buy my imagery groceries" 😂😂
Anything he says about grrroceries or grrraham crrrackerrrs always does or for me🤭
@@Jonesie-l4por coool whhip
What the deuce?!
Stewie went from evil to gay
Same thing tbh
@@VincenzoMGREXAs a guy who’s done stuff, yeah, it’s about the same. Either you’re Vito from the Sopranos, or Andy Dick.
@@coleozaeta6344 thank you for reminding me about Andy
"Bouncing, bouncing, vodka Andy Dick. Oops, I sharted."
@@coleozaeta6344definitely not the same, there's sane gay people
Stewie is obviously the best character in Family Guy.
* Used to be.
@@amirmoezzno is no one is better
nah Stewie really said it 2:26
You’ll probably get a full page in the yearbook
Lightning strike
7:52 I’ve been looking for this for a week 😂😂
4:25 The only reason we die is because we’re within the influence of the Death Field I made up a time ago. Like gravitational fields, electromagnetic fields, we’re in the Death Field, and any being that escapes has massive power potential.
It was I that made them.
Death field, otherwise known as… time, perhaps
He who escapes the grasp of tine can live forever, logically
@@CCABPSacsach But then nothing would happen without experiencing times
@@coleozaeta6344 or, everything happens at once, like how photons perceive the universe in general relativity
@@CCABPSacsach Ah, yes, my friend, but remember the event complimentarity that arises from this special relativity. It would take a 5D creature to see both events at once.
The waving "bye" with the elf's arm and the little voice always gets me
"I was the it boy of 2006" - Stewie Griffin
7:43 Brian turns into Peter
Brian was totally praying!
Lmao Seth let Peter slip out there😅
“Have we ever actually, you know, met?”
Dead 😂
I love the way he says “I have a room”.
1:08 I love how you can hear Seth's Quagmire voice sneak into Stewie
A wise man once said I don’t want a 9/11 2 because the sequel is never as good as the original.
:3
:3
Very dark but great joke
@@Firechief2471 I stole it from uncle Al
Sometimes the sequels are better than the original
1:32 one of my first personal things when i'm picking a car doesn't show dirt
2:32 did you know this wasn’t a part of the script 😂
really ? ,
i actually burped there
That "Weakest Link" rant absolutely killed me
oh squiggly line
in my eye fluid
I see you there
lurking on the periphery of my vision
@@prettymuchthatonebut when I try to look at you, you scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
The animations for stewie in the first couple seasons was so good
Watched the entire video before realizing I already watched this
Love these Stewie clips. I also love the one where Stewie is singing and playing guitar and sounds pretentious and then Brian walks in and stares at him and causes Stewie to change the tempo and song in a really funny way
That song gets in your head and forget about it... anyone you see "comes in and he changes the tempo - someone comes in and he changes the song - looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag..."🤣🤣😗
Perfect!
0:14 Stewie is all over the place here
My goat
@@f.f5771throat goat
0:46 to be fair i used to eat those things like they were candy
“How is Carol?”
At least he cares
if carol is his wife's sister-in-law, wouldn't that make carol stewie's sister?
@@txbrinx2366 you cant be serious
@@txbrinx2366it’s stewie’s wife’s brother’s wife
@txbrinx2366 I think its the wife's brothers wife?
@@txbrinx2366Well, no. It could be the wife of any of Stewie's wife's siblings.
1:14 Stewies noismaking is so freaking hilarious
He just went slow for a second 😂
lmao what would you call that?
_O squiggly line in my eye fluid_
I see you there lurking in the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away
"Name your favourite fruit?"
"Clay Akin"
😂😂😂
“Name something you do on the weekends?”
“Black guys.”
@@jayar7436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jayar7436 Its how deadpan he plays it that makes it so funny.
“Name something you sit on”
“My feces”
0:23 damn Stewie 💀
4:12 AYO STEWIE'S ONTO SOMETHING!!!
5:01 had me crying and the way he says youre disingenuous is hilarious
You mean 7:44 🎉
4:30 i love when family guy characters get high it’s too realistic 😂😂😭
2:09 i spit out my drink 😂
D:
Stewie keeping family guy alive
He’s practically one of the reasons Family Guy has funny moments, especially modern ones
It's funny because it's true.😓
“Its so dark” brian i think you forget your a dog, you see in black and white😂
I think you forget your and you're are two different things...
@@szabok1999 💀
1:08
Yo, Sunny D, that rules.
I know Sunny D isn’t considered as “orange juice” but it’s still goated
"Name a popular fruit."
"Clay Aiken." 🤣
0:48 That was amazing and what the actual heck? Hahahahahaha
These are why stewie is my fav
That and the Stewie and Brian episodes that are like time travel or sci fi etc
“This This guy don’t sit right with me Lois, he don’t sit right with me”😂😂
3:32 your cat when you hold perfectly still in front of them for a few minutes.
What?
He's talking about the elf just standing in the snow staring at nothing and allowing Stewie to cut off his arm.
@@shannonlong6640 oh
Then you cut her arm off?
@@kunaldevsingh5514 Stewie cut off the elfs arm with a knife, yes.
Things you do on the weekend?
Stewie: “Black guys”
Definitely gotta type 😂
OH SUNNY D ALRIGH
4:01, uhhmmmm, okkkk, byyyeeeee!!
Gameshow host: "Something you do on the weekends"
Stewie: "Black guys"
1:08 the way he doesn't sound like himself
The scene where Boss Stewie answers the phone gave off the same energy as Palpatine's phone call. Yes, it probably has to due with Seth's delivery of the lines.
“Mmm, that’s so fresh too”😂
5:17. Me when my cousin interrupts my dbz time
DBZ 😍😍😍😍
nerd 😵
7:56 best call-out moment
7:58 i know people that do that 😂😂😂
There are a few in my family
I want another vid of stewie stealing the show but make it 19 minutes
0:15
The Family Feud bit is so good! 😂
Stewie is the most ICONIC character on this show!!
0:28 bro stewie💀💀💀💀💀
Stewie being the only reason to watch the show
"Your favorite holiday"
Literally nobody
Stewie: 9/11 💀
9/11 means?
@@shiviebhuyan1220You don’t know what the 9/11 terrorist attacks are?
More than 2,500 people were killed.
1:56 wouldn’t his wife’s sister-in-law be Stewie’s sister? Who’s Carol?
Could also be her brothers wife
@ true
maybe stewie has a younger sibling in that future named after Lois' sister
I like the idea that he forgot about Meg entirely and even got her name wrong when he was reminded of her existence.
My answers to the game show questions from 0:15-0:29
"A toilet."
"Dana Terrace."
"My sexuality."
"The Queen's Birthday."
"Your Mom."
🤣🤣🤣
Bootlicker
never noticed how rupert (stewie’s teddy bear) was drawn differently in the old episodes
1:07 I love how when stewie turned American for a split second
1:08 Sunny D!
5:17 idk why but this scene always makes me laugh its just so out of nowhere
I just love how he went from super genius mastermind who’s kinda evil and his whole thing is wanting to kill Lois and now he just says the most out of pocket usually gay things. “Black guys” for things you do on a Sunday is so damn funny 😂😂
SunnyD, alright!!
3:14 looks like someone brought weed from the gas station
6:09 one piece level foreshadowing
Some of my favourite Stewie moments are where he just points out very specific details
“This is prescription medication-and it’s not even your name on the label”
“There’s a cat in here”
6:36 i have moments like that 😂
Same here😂
“Name a popular fruit”
Stewie: Clay Aiken
🤣😂💀
Update I can't delete a comment, that one diaper one was creepy.
Edit: The notification for a removed comment went through and I was able to delete the other comment on desktop. Mobile needs to be improved in non chrome browsers on mobile.
Stewie >>>
"Orgasm Eyes! Orgasm Eyes! U do 20% of that and we gotta movie."
“1,2,3, 4, I’m dancing from my vagina”
It's even funnier if you've seen "Showgirls"... but it's not worth seeing the movie just for that >_>
6:37 Holy boosh. I've heard the expression "dripping with sarcasm" but rarely see something worthy of it.
What’s in your closet
Lois: clothes
Swetie: scary monsters 😒
i love stewie thank you for making this🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
4:20 is this timestamp a coincidence
Maybe
squiggly line is some bars honestly
It is not "bars", it is poetry. Take your ghetto terminology somewhere else.
What is the squiggly line idk what Stewie is referencing
@@domenicavallone28eye floaters. Everyone at some point gets them in their 20s i believe
I don't know why that candy jar bit is so funny, but I laugh every time.
The other day I left family guy playing on my phone and my mom told me she could “hear Peter crying in (my) bedroom”. That was funny enough but then she said “Ehhhh Lois Ehhhh!” and I laughed so hard I cried.
5:26 wtf was that 💀
Did Stewie say the N-word 😱
@@Bubbajack21 He said Megan
Stewie's defense of the so-called "unmitigated crap"
“What’s your favorite holiday”
“9/11”
COMMERCIAL..*swift kick to the nuts*😂😂😂
he really is the best character
Name something in closet-Stewie himself.😂
Stewie is exactly how I would've been as a baby. Pointing out stupidity and being a smart ass if I could've talked LOL
“And she has gotten faaaaaat” man a forgotten gem lol
I think that elf needed that more than anything
You too will grow old to have that candy dish
"Favourite holiday?"
Stewie:🛩🏭
"Hey hey fella um ok bye"